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gentlemanbones:

andermachines:

fake-suicide-of-genius:

theyearoftherequiem:

frenums: 

skeleton smartypants was defeated once and for all

THE REACTION FACES JUST MAKE THIS 84927 TIMES FUNNIER

How do vampires go sailing?

On a blood vessel.

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the-fourth-kind:

EPIC!!

All iPhones since 2G to 5s, running the latest iOS the device support.

Witness the constant evolution

(via whereweleft0ff)

jeansdad:

vaspim:

sniffling:

sunsetsinfastforward:

Only on Tumblr could you find advice on being buried alive in the same post as advice on cereal dust.

some of these might actually be helpful but please do not put your fruit in the dishwasher everyone will be pissed off please

The Baja blast one goes hard

Also please do not ask for unsalted fries if you’re at a drive-thru. It will take longer time, the ones behind you could get pissed off, and the person making your french fries could get in trouble for making others wait that long.

(via diglove)

iambettymay:

gleeandgleek:

Jeff Hong - “Unhappily ever after”

Wow this post hurt my inner child

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Deleted lines from The Avengers script #470

(Source: deleted-movie-lines, via goddammitbuckybarnes)

thranduart:

vittyyluvscookies:

unsolicited disney

Tears. No, really.

(via hummingbird543)

tsukihi:

IM DEAD AS HELL

(Source: victini, via but-heichooouuu)

sailoraphrodite:

gluttonyghost:

DO HE GOT THE BOOTY

From the reactions to the people in the background it looks like he has something else.

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Horse: Oh god man

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Granny: Take me now

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Lady: I mustn’t look

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Baby: I want to be like you when I grow up

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Mother: Don’t look children

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Guy: *ded*

(Source: martyr-eater, via keep-calm-love-yourself)

If you see a girl being raped, what would you do?

onision:

4gifs:

Dammit Bobby! [video]

(Source: 4gifs, via keep-calm-love-yourself)

(Source: tldrwikipedia, via hummingbird543)

(Source: groteleur)

im-australia:

"son, don’t you think that’s true?"

(Source: anime-goat, via prince-legosass)